sorry, just a quote i heard at lunch and i 'spat' my water out.
i had a soccer mom do that to me once. for some strange reason when she got back...i took a reallllllllllly long time to get out of my parking space. you see, she had cars all around her and bitched at me because i was taking up more than my share of the parking spot. (her surburban didnt matter) ..so i pulled out just enough to 'block' her in to her parking spot. i think my car died or something. i couldnt get it started at all. even got out to check under the hood. i messed with the key some, but that didnt work. at the same time i had a big smile on my face and kept telling her to hold on ..between her honks and "you fucking asshole prick!" yelling. i guess her little youngins in the car got an edumacation on how to talk.
